gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that



powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.



majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself


  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself


what the fffffffffffffffheck
me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)


theendis-nigh:

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

THIS. THIS. FUCK.



kyubox-incubox:

Have you ever read a manga and then get to a colour spread and you’re like “this is not how I imagined how they would look why is this fucker over here purple”