I gave my dad shit for dropping out of his TCC math classes because of my stepmom but god fucking damn it I’m about to go from A’s to failing my classes because of my fucking crush
perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
perks of being a happy medium.
perks of being a wallflower
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
I have a pick up line. Are you a cup of coffee? Because you make me feel hot. Did it work?
but you must be hot chocolate because you’re sweet.
you see this is why i’m single.
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
is it possible to get this picture printed on my stomach
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"