turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.



  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food


heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie



malicious-melons:

“Every kiss begins with k” I whisper as I read the one letter reply from my crush



petcanadian:

in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose



forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT






afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values